Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Alphabet Story

A very long time ago there was a kid who wasn't very cool in fact he is an anathema.

Brice was his name and everyone made fun of him in Coach Stephens class.

Coach Stephens was sitting at his desk grading papers when Brice started Chaos by asking dumb question.

Decidingly everyone started beat him up so he would be quiet.

Eventually he decided to be quiet.

Finally after class he went into the hall and everyone scattered as he made his way to his truck.

God forbid he has a license he only got it after a long altercation with the DMV.

How ever it did come with a cost he had to wear a helmet because they declared him a driving retard.

Incidentally he forgot to go to lunch detention where Mr. Waldron was waiting.


Just because he forgot.

"Kindness is a virtue" is what he told Waldron when he went to the office.

"Let me live" he said to try to cajole him.

Mr. Waldron said "Your cries fall on deaf ears" as he gave him a swat.

Now Brice abhors him.

Oftenly Mr. Waldron jokes with Brice.

Pausing after the swat he left and went to the bathroom to see the after math.

Quietly he went back to class.

Repeatedly his friends made fun of him.

So he said everyone is not cool except for Andrew who is super cool.

Though no one paid attention.

Underneath everyone wanted to cry though.

Violently everyone began to laugh at him.

When everyone calmed down Camden was still laughing and not looking where he was going and tripped.

X-raying it they found nothing was broken.

You know Brice and only some of this is true.

Zany and a not true story.

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